Funny school fundraising stories...

Have any funny school fundraising stories?

I remember a few years back, I got a call from a lady who ruined her spaghetti on the stove.  'There's red plastic in it?' she exclaimed!

I was concerned and asked her what she put in there and she had put in a ceramic boil-over disc.  It's a little ceramic disc designed to prevent water from boiling over the top of a pot.  We were selling them and I knew they were white, not red.

Turns out, she put a plastic toy horn in the pot that her child had won through the fundraiser instead of the actual boil-over disc and it melted all over the place.   

What's your funny fundraising story?